If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problemIf you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem

FIRST National Bank ., tried to encourage business through billboard advertising, but conveyed quite a different message when the following ad was displayed: "Loans make life easier, at FIRST."FIRST National Bank ., tried to encourage business through billboard advertising, but conveyed quite a different message when the following ad was displayed: "Loans make life easier, at FIRST."

DURING my first year in mortgage banking, I chose follow-up as my prime objective and made sure my clients knew it. On one case, a joint-venture construction loan that had required hours of preparation, I was eager to advise my client that I had finaDURING my first year in mortgage banking, I chose follow-up as my prime objective and made sure my clients knew it. On one case, a joint-venture construction loan that had required hours of preparation, I was eager to advise my client that I had fina

 Dear Bank Manager,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arriv Dear Bank Manager,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arriv

 A real estate agent said to his manager, "I have to have a raise on my commission!"

The manager replied, "Is that so? Give me a reason."

"These three companies want me. They asked for my availability every day-- an A real estate agent said to his manager, "I have to have a raise on my commission!"

The manager replied, "Is that so? Give me a reason."

"These three companies want me. They asked for my availability every day-- an

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: " You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: " You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP

Broker, to four of his agents: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Agent: "I'm a protected minority."

Female Agent: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest Agent: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hitBroker, to four of his agents: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Agent: "I'm a protected minority."

Female Agent: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest Agent: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit

12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.'

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrivA broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.'

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arriv

 Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired Agent?


For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:  Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired Agent?


For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:

In a crowded elevator, one man asked another, "How's business?" "Last year we sold 500,000 houses, 700,000 farms and 750,000 schools," came the reply.

"This year we ought to do equally well and, in addition, sell 1,200,000 garages." AIn a crowded elevator, one man asked another, "How's business?" "Last year we sold 500,000 houses, 700,000 farms and 750,000 schools," came the reply.

"This year we ought to do equally well and, in addition, sell 1,200,000 garages." A

A guy walks into the real estate office and hands the broker his application. The broker begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every real estate office he has ever worked for.
"I must say," says the execuA guy walks into the real estate office and hands the broker his application. The broker begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every real estate office he has ever worked for.
"I must say," says the execu

How do real estate agents traditionally greet each other?

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."How do real estate agents traditionally greet each other?

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

First Agent : Did you pass your ethics exam?
 
Second Agent: I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.First Agent : Did you pass your ethics exam?
 
Second Agent: I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them.Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.

Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them.

 AFTER nearly ten years of remote rural living, my husband, a salesman, was transferred to a new territory near a large city. We found the prospect of being near a community rich in culture very appealing.

Our enthusiasm was sever AFTER nearly ten years of remote rural living, my husband, a salesman, was transferred to a new territory near a large city. We found the prospect of being near a community rich in culture very appealing.

Our enthusiasm was sever

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the home and the owner read the card, it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the home and the owner read the card, it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

An agent who was being paid by the week approached his office manager and held up his last paycheck.

"This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.

"I know", the manager said. "But last week I overpaid An agent who was being paid by the week approached his office manager and held up his last paycheck.

"This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.

"I know", the manager said. "But last week I overpaid

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. AllA very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All

A real estate agent said to his manager, "I have to have a raise on my commission!"

The manager replied, "Is that so? Give me a reason."

"These A real estate agent said to his manager, "I have to have a raise on my commission!"

The manager replied, "Is that so? Give me a reason."

"These

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor famA big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor fam